The Daily Drunk, 2023Wes Anderson Plans My FuneralA poorly photocopied notebook page is on the paper. The top of the notebook entry reads SUICIDE NOTE. There are 100 copies and less than 10 people in the room, corpse included.screenplayWeird FictionFlash fiction
Moot Point Magazine, 2023In Which I am not Colin Farrell falling in love with Rachel Weisz in the 2015 mediocre absurdist dark comedy, The Lobster. Instead, I am thinking about taking seven pink feather boas from the gift shop and caking them to my body with mud, about practicing my balance and how to fall down and if the other birds would really care that I wasn’t organic, authentic, homegrown.experimentalprose poetrypoetry
Bullshit Lit, 2023Color StudyThe yellow stays for a while and Henry is content, but eventually it begins to crack and fade. Workers at Home Depot refuse to sell him any more when he shows up to the paint counter weeping. In the shower he watches what’s left escape down the drainabsurdistFlash fiction
Roi Faineant , 2022A man once told me that I would be single forever if I used ‘big words’ while talking to peopleWhen I unhinged my jaw to swallow him whole, He also told me that I would be prettier if I smiled more. poetry