I Sexually Identify as the "I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter"Forget attack helicopters, what if your gender could be an event? What if your gender was the worst day of someone else's life?
June Facts
The world's greatest writer, rosacea survivor.
Oakland, CA, United States
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Selected work (4 publications)
Thin, Verdant HillsAn ambitious waitress working in the first Olive Garden branch in Tuscany discovers that she's actually in a 1:1 scale replica of the region that Olive Garden built in the American midwest.
Endless Violence at APlusAtHomeDialysis.comSami was given credit for A-Plus At-Home Dialysis's new marketing campaign, which included, among other things, car decals with the company's name and URL. Now, a van bearing the company's name has been involved in multiple car chases.
Through the Impossible DoorA guy persistently shows up at the bookstore Sophie works at, claiming that they were once transported to a magical world together (which she doesn't remember due to the manner of their escape), and Sophie doesn't know how to get this creep to leave