BULLSHIT LIT
"Your shitty prose, fucked-up line breaks, abandoned sketches, nonsensical plots, and so on. Everybody else wants your best—we want your worst."
Vibe: Send us your fucking worst
Response time:
fast:)
Payment:
Yes, for print
Simultaneous submissions:
Yes
Previously published:
No
Submission fee:
Free
Expedited submissions:
No
Available in print:
Yes
Examples online:
Yes
Nice things
- Want your shitty poems - yay!
- Make you feel at home: cozy, meme-friendly, a sense of community, all that stuff
- Fast response
- Active on social media
- Print anthologies: Contributors will receive $5/piece + copy
- Have cool merch
Potential issues
- Can't think of any!
Genres
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Fiction
Max words: 2500Max pieces: 4But, like, if your 3000 word story is really fuckin' fun, we might just say yes.
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Nonfiction
Max words: 2500Max pieces: 4But, like, if your 3000 word story is really fuckin' fun, we might just say yes.
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Poetry
Max pieces: 4
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Art
Max pieces: 4
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Anything
Max pieces: 4
Examples
'Shelved Ideas' by Ben Riddle
(excerpt)
Read the full piece in the magazineWe stay up late
because it's the only time we have
to ourselves like
it is the only gap we get between
racing speed traps and 9am
to work and back,
like it is the only time we have
to be ourselves and dance
covered in paint
in your studio, or naked beneath
the moon.
'At the club in heaven for single moms, the DJ makes a speech' by Kimberly Wolf
(excerpt)
Read the full piece in the magazineThis one goes out to all the single moms who have shut themselves in their bathroom and are currently dancing to ska punk, middle fingers HIGH the fuck up!! This one’s for the moms who got six words into this poem before they had to jump up to wipe a runny nose, throw together a pb&j, put a band-aid on a booboo!!
'A CAT'S FOURTH LIFE IN THE BODY OF A DOG' by Meily Tran
(excerpt)
Read the full piece in the magazineSleep, eat, shit—a mundane everyday life.
Are you happy? Are you content? Have you
found the meaning of life at the ripe young age
of eleven? What wisdom are you privy to that
a working human is not? But then again, you
probably think it’s a new day every time you
wake up from a nap. Do you understand me
when I bark back at you? Have we unknowingly
talked about jazz, or taxes, or your favorite recipe
from Cesar’s Canine Cuisine? (I think it’s the bacon
one, with the blue packaging. That’d be my favorite
too.)
'CAN'T/WON'T WRITE' by HLR
(excerpt)
Read the full piece in the magazineWell, he asked me what I was passionate about and I said writing, I'm a writer, and he asked
me what I like to write about and I said oh, you know, everything, people mainly, the
strangers I meet, the stories they tell, ~the tangled webs we weave~, and he said tell me,
where do you meet these strange people with all their interesting stories?
Contributors
Contributors are coming :)
(or not, maybe it's too many of them)
(or not, maybe it's too many of them)